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Gah.

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Am I the only one suffering from the irritating nasal whine of Greece’s Eurovision entry, Secret Combinaton, lingering in my brainmeats?

PLEASE SOMEONE, MAKE IT STOP!

*whimper*

I can see why they did well, even though it’s a hideous song, it’s very fucking catchy.

…I really wish it wasn’t.

*stabs brain*

BILL BAILEY!

Saturday, May 17th, 2008

Just in from billbailey.co.uk:

Australia/New Zealand Tour Update

Bill Bailey Tinselworm

As promised, we’re very pleased to announce the details of Bill’s forthcoming tour to Australia and New Zealand.

MESSAGE FROM BILL

Hello to all of you in the Greate Southerne Landes! It has been awhiles, but I am looking forward to this OZ:NZ tour very much. I have missed the pleasing pond sludge of spirulina on a crisp Auckland morning, the crystal light of a Sydney sunrise over a latte, a stroll along the Yarra on a balmy evening, the blue skies over the bay at Wellington, a spiro at 2am wandering down Collins, a snuffling echidna transfixed by the headlights of a hire car, a flattened possum on the way to Piha Beach…a Perth hangover..

All these delights and more await, so I’ll see you soon.

Bill

TOUR DATES

Bill will be performing at 9 venues in total and the dates are as follows (in case you can’t see them on the poster to the right!):

New Zealand

Sunday 31 August - Auckland - ASB Theatre

Wednesday 3 September - Christchurch - Christchurch Town Hall

Thursday 4 September - Wellington - St James Theatre

Australia

Monday 8 September - Perth - Burswood Theatre

Thursday 11 September - Adelaide - Thebarton Theatre

Saturday 13 September - Canberra - Royal Theatre

Monday 15 September - Sydney - State Theatre

Monday 22 September - Brisbane - QPAC, Concert Hall

Saturday 27 September - Melbourne - Arts Centre, Hamer Hall

TICKET INFORMATION

Tickets for all shows will go on General Sale on Monday 26th May 2008 at 9am (local time to each city).

Exclusive Presale for Newsletter Subscribers

We will be distributing exclusive pre-sale links and passwords to Bill Bailey newsletter subscribers next week to enable you to purchase tickets ahead of the general sale. This will be an excellent opportunity to buy great tickets at each venue before the general public.

Each venue will have it’s own link and password and you will be able to purchase tickets from 9am (local time to each city) on Wednesday 21st May.

Look out for a further announcement next Tuesday when the pre-sale details will have been finalised.

YAAAAAAYYYYYYY!

*dances*